February 2010
10 posts
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The site looks great, but I need you to do another one too.”
Me: “Umm, ok? What for.”
Client: “You know! You made the website on a Mac so you need to make another one on a PC for people who don’t use fancy computers like you.”
clientsfromhell:
First point in the brief of a client :
The website will be available online.
Yeah, we’ll see.
January 2010
4 posts
A New Hatred
Dear Data Entry,
Fuck you.
Regards, Paul.
P.S. Who the fuck puts the editors notes in the same colour as the approved text anyway?
December 2009
6 posts
I'll miss 2009
This year has been good to me, I’ve learnt my craft (and got bloody good at it too), moved to Mac, got a job, then a better one in that London doing what I learnt this year and made some good money along the way which has let ne lead a good life.
I wonder what 2010 will bring to me.
Photo Website
clientsfromhell:
Client: I’d like to create a place where photographers can post their photos and everyone can go to the site and look at them. It will be like a portfolio.
Developer: Sounds great, but there are already great sites out there for this (Flickr, DeviantArt, etc). How will yours be different?
Client: Ahh, you see there is a flaw with all of those websites.
Developer: What’s...
clientsfromhell:
Client: We love your WordPress theme designs. How much would it cost to have you do themes for us? We would be giving you pretty regular work, maybe as many as a couple a week.
Me: Well, my usual fee for a commercial site would be $1500 to $2000 but if you’re going to be bringing in consistent regular work maybe we can work out some sort of deal.
Client: Oh, we were thinking...
November 2009
5 posts
Tumblr?
I want to see what all the fuss is about.
And I like the idea of Tumblr. The types of post intrigues me.